PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE

Parker Atlas Yaw should never have been released from their enclosure, and their escape was the result of a level four containment breach. We at Orange Door Books recognize the danger of having a domesticated author loose on the streets, and we urge the public to aid us in his swift capture.

Last seen in Malone, New York, the subject has had very little socialisation, and will likely stand out. During captivity, subject expressed interest in "education" and may be found roaming local college campuses studying English, education, and anthropology.

Subject is likely to be found:

  • Binge-watching Power Rangers and sobbing

  • Looking for pretty rocks

  • At the McDonalds drive-thru between the hours of 1 a.m. and 3 a.m.

  • Talking to himself

  • Thinking about ghosts

  • Trying to understand human nature through writing science fiction and fantasy, dealing with non-human and superhuman characters to push the struggles that come with love, morality, and identity to extremes in ways that leave you reeling, wondering if you really can choose your family and heal from your trauma

  • Playing Spiderman PS4

  • Wandering the lights section of the nearest hardware store

  • Speaking in an English accent (they are not English)

Parker’s Books

Found family, revenge, identity

The Story of the Sleeping Lady is the first book in the Heroes of the Source series. On his father’s deathbed, Prince Philip learns that he is not the rightful heir to the throne. On his quest to wake the Sleeping Lady, he is faced with a choice that will determine the course of his entire future. Keep this secret and claim the crown, or do what’s right and give up the only life he’s ever known? To complicate matters, whoever wakes the Sleeping Lady and becomes king will have to marry her, and Philip’s heart belongs to someone else…

The Guard of Lothforias is the first book in the Blood and Water series. It follows Elin, a banished guard, when he returns home to fix his mistake. Instead, he learns he was framed and branded a traitor. Alone, scared, and living as a fugitive in his own city, he is forced to accept help from strangers, even as he’s left reeling from the betrayal of the person he trusted most. But what he doesn’t know is that an ancient enemy lurks inside the city’s walls…

WARNING: If you see the subject, do not engage.

All contact should be made through orangedoorbooks(at)gmail(dot)com for your protection.